Reader Roundup

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Friday's best comments!

Best Comment Of The Day, in response to "Pity The Man Whose Wife Writes A Memoir": Why Men Fear Female "Oversharing": " Some people overshare information; others overshare their penises." • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Jersey Shore: Snooki's In A Pickle: "'And that's what I like, a good guy and a jerk-off. It's all in the same.' Ahh, the dualism of man." • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to If The Shoe Fits:

"Cause my shoes didn't feel so perfect
Trying to fit my foot into a high arch
Was painful
I defy

Let me take this off
And soothe my sole
Let me walk out of
This Fred Segal
'Cause I wanna feel some flip-flops
On my feet
Let me go back to the OC
I'm coming home, I'm coming home"

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You say:

Staring at the arch pain, before you
Open up the band aid,
Let the sun air out the wounds
That you could not hide,
Tiptoeing for something in the distance,
So close you can almost reach it,
Release your inhibitions,

Feel the pain in your shins!!!
No one else can feel it for you,
Only you can let it in,
No one else, no one else,
Can speak the words for your small toes,
Drench yourself in Gold Bond Medicated Foot Powder,
Live your life with soles wide open,
Today is where your boots end,
The rest is still unfitting, yeah!

Don't forget: Comments should use capitalization where appropriate, should be relevant, and should not threadjack.

Reminder: Best and Worst comment nominations (please email the comment and the timestamp link to the left of the comment) should be sent to Hortense at commenters@jezebel.com.



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DISCUSSION

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PaigeTurner

Congrats, mbprice and TurtleWexler. CurtCole, you are amazing and look at this cake!