Reader Roundup

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Monday is magic, melodic and musical!

Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Great Dates In History:

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale
a tale of a nightmare trip
that started on a cougar cruise
aboard this mighty ship

The captain was a betting man
Of one thing he was sure
Shenanigans there would be had
on this four day tour (this four day tour)

The whole thing started getting rough
At cocktail hour that night
Four hundred cougars* on the prowl
For every cub in sight!

The dacquiris were flowing fast
all inhibitions tossed
These cougars were here for one thing
No time it could be lost

Now Carnival are smiling wide
It all went as had been hoped
They'd proved that money could be made
Exploiting tired old tropes!

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Best Comment Of The Day, in response to White Collar Crime Time:

I'm dreaming of a white onesie,
Just like the onesie on Lady Gaga
Where the crotch snaps open,
and men who are gropin'
Are burned alive by her metal bra

And!

Gaga the snowgirl was a strange and curious soul,
With a feeble stance and fishnet hose
And lenses black as coal.

Gaga the snowgirl is a shock artist,
they say,
She was made of snow but the fans all
Know how she came to fame one day.

There must have been some magic in that
Old onesie they found.
For she snapped it on her bod
She began to dance around.

O, Gaga the snowgirl
Was alive as she could be,
And her Wikipedia page says she hails from Queens
And her real name is Stefani.

Humpetty hump hump,
Humpety hump hump,
Look at Gaga go.

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DISCUSSION

CurtCole
CurtCole

Congratulations to amazoncowgirl, funzette, and Paige Turner!!! I'll have those in my head for the remains of the day.