Wednesday, as always, is wild:

Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Bombs Away: "Yo Michaele and Tareq, I'm happy for you and Imma let you finish, but John Wilkes Booth was the best gatecrasher of all time. OF ALL TIME!" • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Groom Updates Facebook, Twitter From Wedding Altar: "for better or for worse, in downtimes and overcapacities, in news feeds and relationship updates, from this day forth. Submit." • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Simon Says: "I lined my litter box with holiday gift guides once, and I'll never make that mistake again. Cats, cellphones and a Sharper Image catalog made for a very expensive January. On the bright side, we do enjoy lounging in our massage chair while shredding documents and sonically sanitizing our tooth brushes." • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to New Product Alert: "The Freedom Tray":

What would you do
If you were asked to give up your shake for freedom?
What would you do
If asked to make the ultimate snack-with-fries?

Would you think about all them people
Who gave up every taco they had?
Would you think about all them War Vets
And where would you put your McDonald's bag?

Freedom Tray isn't free
It costs folks like you and me
And if we don't all chip in
We'll have to clean the spill
Freedom Tray isn't free
And there's a shippin' fee
And if you don't throw in your nineteen-ninety five
Who will?

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