Reader Roundup

Tuesday's best go above and beyond:

Best Comment Of The Day, in response to "I'm Bringing Sexy 'NSync Hairdos Back":

Justin was only a little nervous when he left the house that morning. By the time he got into the car, he had become quite nervous. When he arrived at the agreed location, his temperament had risen to full blown anxiety.

He stepped out, and looked his opponent in the eye.

"Can't we just talk about this?"

The other man said, "Are you going to shave your head again?"

"No! Not when this look is back in style and enough time has passed that people won't think it looks babyish anymore! I won't be bullied!"

William Schuester shook his head. "Then we must continue." He turned around and yelled, "Glee club! Music!"

A bout of Lady Gaga and Colby O'Donis filled the air between the two incredibly curly-coiffed men, and several teenage (or faux-teenage) voices rose in song.

"I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DANCE-OFF!" Mr. Schue yelled.

And thus it began.

Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead:

"The shoes! The shoes! The shoes are in-spired!
The shoes! The shoes! The shoes are in-spired!
The shoes! The shoes! The shoes are in-spired!
We don't need no discounts let the poor shoppers yearn!
Yearn you poor shoppers, yearn.

Wealthy people here we go
Ohh Ohh
C'mon trustfund babies
Ohh Ohh
Throw your money down the drain
Ohh Ohh
C'mon second spouses
Ohh Ohh
Spend it like you don't care
Ohh Ohh
C'mon single ladies
Ooo Ooo
Everbody say ho
Ohh Ohh
C'mon upper crusties
Ohh Ohh
Wealthy people here we go"

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Best Comment Of The Day, in response to December Vogue: Deck The Halls With Adrenal Glands And Expensive Shirts:


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