Hot! On fire, and it's only Monday!
Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Twilight's Hero Is Abusive, Which Makes Him All The More Romantic: "Edward is not a Byronic Hero, he's a Moronic Hero." • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to CNN Turns President Obama Into Cannibal: "Ah, so he's gone third-party… the Donner Party." • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to On Details, "Hot Jewish Girls," And Sloppy, Knee-Jerk Misogyny: "They could at least go with the full on Yiddish and say "Smoking-Hot Semitic Tuchus." • Best Thread Of The Day, in response to I Will Not Waste Chalk: "We need the Jezebel chalkboard: I will not post cute shoes. I will not post numbers. I will not bodysnark. I will not feed the trolls from Jalopnik. I will not threadjack. H MY GD Y GYS THS JK S S DMB CN'T W TLK ABT KTTNS?!!1!? [etc.]"