Our comment cornucopia overfloweth:

Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Food For Thought: "Of course the turkey named 'Courage' gets pardoned. Cowardice, Treason, and Bob were not so lucky." • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Courtney Claims Britney's Been Molested; Rihanna Refused Therapy: "I think Courtney Love confuses blind items with Mad Libs. " • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Back In Raggedy Ann's Day, We Called That A "Heart.": "Hello Titty?" • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to The Hills: Spencer Fears His Own Spawn:

Seven Signs of the Impending Apocalypse, as foretold by John the Revelator in the book of Revelation.

And behold, in the year 2012, the blonde brought forth a child, and called his name Deimos, because his father feared him. I turned, and lo I perceived the Alaskan hockey mom win the presidential election, and there was much weeping and gnashing of teeth. Lo, I regarded a stage, and on that stage of Saturday Night Live there appeared a racially diverse cast, and there was much rejoicing. I beheld in the audience plus sized women clothed in designer finery, and there was much rejoicing. I discerned on the television "The Divorced Dads Club," in the place of "Oprah," and the people clothed themselves in sackcloth and ashes. After this I looked, and saw before me a beast, with yellow eyes and sparkling skin. And lo, the beast gave birth, and a legion of screaming fangirls engulfed the earth. All hope was lost.


• Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Gobble Gobble: Giving Thanks, Going Rogue: "This year, I'm thankful for all you turkeys."

Reminder: Best and Worst comment nominations (please email the comment and the timestamp link to the left of the comment) should be sent to Hortense at commenters@jezebel.com.

Meetups? Use the meetup tag page!

This image was lost some time after publication.


Oh! My God! I Miss You" />