Wednesday is a wealth of wow!
Best Comment Of The Day, in response to "Palinizing" Prejean, Prejeanizing Palin: Two Conservative Women Look Out For #1: "If Sarah takes off her glasses, will she be Carrie? Has anyone seen them together?" • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Pirates Trump Vampires!: "In a related note, 300000 pre-teen girls wearing glitter and vampire fangs torched People Magazine's head office today. Police had been anticipating more participants in the riot, but many girls were apparently reluctant to leave the spots in New Moon line-ups they have been holding for over a week." • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Placenta: More Than Just A Meal: "Children are the beauty products that keep on giving! I totally use lil' Bobby's baby teeth as a pumice stone to exfoliate my feetsies. Also, I'm going to market a miracle cure. The 'Santa isn't real' tears are harvested and stored in a beautiful vial. Moisturize sensitive skin around the eye with these tears - it will take years off!" • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Study: Bare 40% Of Skin For Optimal Man-Snagging: "That's it - between this and the 'golden ratio' for maximum hip to waist attractiveness (the waist measurement should be .7 of the hips' measurement for prime evolutionary attractiveness, apparently), I'm going to start a line of clothes and undergarments designed to follow ruthless mathematical calculations. And the tagline will be 'Why be a ten, when you can be a 0.7!!'" • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Name Games: Having a celebrity baby: $5,000. Finding a unique name: $0. Paying $1,500 to find that the name you chose means 'absolutely worthless and unimportant' in Sheng and 'pretentious baby name' in Ket: Priceless. For everyone else, there's Google." • And last but not least, Best Comment Of The Day, in response to "Palinizing" Prejean, Prejeanizing Palin: Two Conservative Women Look Out For #1:
I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
2011: Palin, Prejean, Coulter and M. McCain film pilot for "The Right View"
2012: The four pose for the cover of Vanity Fair, controversy erupts over who gets to wear the red bathing suit, who gets placed behind the fold.
2014: Palin and Prejean break off (citing jealousy, making vaguely cryptic remarks re: persecution) and host fourth hour of The Today Show
2015: Launch sitcom for the CW titled "2 Ps in a Pod", with Jonathan Cake as Todd Palin and Ian Somerhalder as Carrie's love interest
2017: Producers bring in Asian child in effort to boost ratings. Effort fails.
2018: Sex Scandal
2019: Sex Scandal
2020: The Grey Gardens Period begins
2030: Fox Studios casts them in a remake of Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?
2030: Unexplained accident on set, filming suspended, multiple lawsuits
2031: Law & Order: Ripped From The Headlines airs. More lawsuits.
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