It's Thirsty Thursday! A toast to the best comments of the day:

Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Wimpy, Wimpy Wimpy: Democrats Are Dithering On Issue Of Abortion: "The Dems in office are the equivalent of the boyfriend who cheats on you, calls you fat, flakes on you and lets his friends make fun of you. 'But he says he loves me. I just can't be with anyone else.'" • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to What, Only Occasionally?: "I love that picture so much, I want to steal its identity after it dies in battle and then move to New York to live under its name and become a fancy ad man and marry a trophy wife who I constantly cheat on. But then, I express my love differently than a lot of people." • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Carrie Prejean Threatens To Leave Larry King Live Over Gay Phone Call: "I agree with Carrie. Larry is being totally innapropriate. I mean, red suspenders? Red is for whores and communists. Everyone knows that." You Say: "It also represents the blood dripping from the bleeding hearts of the world's liberals!" • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to The Hills Are Alive… And Teetering:
"I go to the hills
When my heart is lonely
I know I will hear
Twats I've heard before
My black heart will be blessed,
With the sound of douchebags
And I'll judge once more."
And! Best Comment Of The Day, in response to The Hills Are Alive… And Teetering: "Short skirts with sequins
and stiletto spikes
Friends with limited speech patterns
all littered with "likes"
Eating at restaurants
and drinking with Bros
The Hills is the least of my favorite shows!"

Reminder: Best and Worst comment nominations (please email the comment and the timestamp link to the left of the comment) should be sent to Hortense at commenters@jezebel.com.

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