Tuesday is tops!

Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Alicia's Kooky Jewels; Tom Ford Calls Yves Saint Laurent "Evil": "Instead of saying, 'that's the pot calling the kettle black' I'm going to say, 'That's like Express calling Forever 21 unoriginal.'" • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to How To Sell Vitamins To Women: Vanity, Pastels, And Yoga: "This is a very important decision, ladies. The pink pill or the lavender one? The pink pill will answer the question 'what is Womanhood?' (by removing you from it) and the lavender pill will simply let you carry on as before, but with shinier hair." And!: "You take the lavender pill — the ugly ends, you wake up pretty and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the pink pill — you stay on the treadmill, but your workout will be maximized." (Click for accompanying pic!) • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Panty Raid: "I just can't get behind this season's project runway challenges." • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Meet Me At The Fair. The Divorce & Bereavement Fair.: "The Divorce Fair could be so much more fun. There could be crafting booths where you learn how to make a customized bullseye featuring your ex-spouse's face. A photo booth where you pay a really attractive member of the opposite sex to pose with you in couple-y pictures, which you can then 'accidentally' make sure your ex spouse discovers. A raffle where the winner receives a bunch of plastic surgery or a new convertible or a sweet new condo downtown in the nearest exciting city. A photo destroying service."

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