Tuesday is too funny:

Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Rachel Zoe Will Die, But Not From Vertigo: "So her new catchphrase will be 'I die...eventually.'" • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Further Proof That Team No Pants Is Winning: "Guys cut her some slack. She has hot hair and a hot husband. It is obviously just too damn hot for pants in Johansson world." You say: "I would prefer if someone would just cut her some slacks." • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to What's Inside Sarah Palin's New Book?: "Her book will probably be the one with the title at the top and then a long-ass descriptor underneath as a sort of subtitle. if I may:
Going Rogue
A Book About The Toughest Lil American Family Woman Who Is A Mom And A Wife And Is The Greatest American Ever Who Also Shoots Animals And Rides Snowmobiles In The Woods Of The Great State Of Alaska And Also Ran For Republican Vice President One Time But Wasn't Elected Because The Evil Communists Are Taking Over This Great Country And Also They Want To Kill Your Granny And Take Away Your God-Given Right To Carry Guns And Shoot Things And Also They Want Everyone To Get Abortions Because They Hate God Also.
By Sarah Palin


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