Just another manic Monday:

Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Osama Has Message For Obama: "Dude, no one is going to buy your album if you keep rehashing the same tired tracks." • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to "Ruthless. Amoral. Insatiable.": "Um, did she stuff Falkor from NeverEnding Story and use him as a rug?" • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Unsatisfied With Outlawing Abortion, "Personhood" Group Takes On The Pill: "Don't you know that a baby's heart first starts beating within 2 seconds of being a twinkle in her father's eyes? And she can move her little fingers and toes by the time he unzips his pants. By the time you start having sex, there's really no room for the man because the baby is already on its way down the birth canal."

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