Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Japanese Cafe Lets Customers Dine With Bunnies: "Waiter, there's a hare in my soup." • Best Comment Snippet Of The Day, in response to True Blood: The Truth Is, The Truth Hurts: "Be Buffy, not Bella!" (Hortense says: "I just really like "Be Buffy, Not Bella." I want that on a throw pillow or something.") • Best Comment Of The Day, "I Know Barbara Walters Is Coming. I Know Liz Smith Is Coming. I'm Very Close To Judge Judy": "Tomorrow, I'm going to have a fundraiser for PETA from my house. We will gather on folding chairs on my patio and I'll tell stories about celebrities that I either made up or stole from In Touch. My roommate will be shackled with a sign around her neck that says "I'd rather be waterboarded than wear fur." Light vegetarian hors d'oeuvres (Cheez-its and Crystal Light) will be served. Cat massage demonstration begins at 7 PM sharp. Afterwards we will simulate oral sex on vegetables and bedazzle bricks to throw through the windows of local butcher shops.
$500 per chair, $1500 for a table of 4. Includes brick."
Reminder: Best and Worst comment nominations should be sent to Hortense at firstname.lastname@example.org.
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