Highbrow comments of the day:

Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Heathcliff Didn't Sparkle, Though: "The Sun Also Rises: So Watch Out! Little Women: Are Delectable!" You say: "Lolita: 'A Book that Bella and Edward Would Totally Hate, About a Girl Who Gives it Up Before Marriage to a Dude Who, Admittedly, is Younger than Edward When He and Bella Get Together, but Who Looks Like an Old Guy, So it's Gross When He Stalks Her. And Do You Know What Happens at the End, Kids? She DIES. Um...Yeah... in Childbirth, But Probably Really Because She's a Slut." • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Bananas: "it's true, before the wheel, fire or agriculture, cavepeople around the world had one thing in common - the search for a cure to undereye stress. only after discovering this were they able to create civilization. these secrets have been lost for centuries, only now rediscovered and yours for the low, low price of $45.00."


Reminder: Best and Worst comment nominations should be sent to Hortense at commenters@jezebel.com.

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