The saucy comments of the day:

Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Wait, Why Did We Ever Stop Wearing Corsets?: "Because all of those issues could also be cured with another Victorian contraption—the vibrator. As you can imagine, one road to wellness was far more popular than the other." • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Did Twilight Writer Plagiarize Her Fourth Book? : "Q: What's the difference between a plagarizing writer and a vampire? A: One sucks the life out of the living, feeding on their blood like a parasite, and the other one is a mythical undead creature." • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to I Second That Emotion: "Shingar: the original sexyface."

Reminder: Best and Worst comment nominations should be sent to Hortense at commenters@jezebel.com.



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