Highlights from the comments:

Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Paquin & Paramour Pamper & Pet: "He's eying that penguin's neck a little suspiciously. Bunnicula was really bad enough, we don't need a vampenguin roaming around." • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Idiotic Product "Turns Eating Into Exercise": " The so-called obesity epidemic is just a ruse by the medical establishment to distract us from the fact that even doctors can't do anything about stupid." • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Body Hair: The Long & Short Of It: "This hairlessness craze is just The Man keeping us down! Instead of focusing on our High Power Editor Jobs (see chick flicks, if you need a refresher), we're focusing on removing every little hair that falls outside of the range of Acceptable. At this point, the only OK hair is the stuff on the top of your head (but not too far down on the nape), and MAYBE over your eyes (eyebrows might not be in anymore, ask Vogue!). So let your hair run wild and free! Ignore personal preference in a crazed race to throw off the shackles of our Safety-Razor-Wielding Overlords!" (Special Mention: This thread!)

Reminder: Best and Worst comment nominations should be sent to Hortense at commenters@jezebel.com.

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