Gentle ladies and gentlemen, your comments of the day:
Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Third Cliché-Filled Bridget Jones Flick In The Works: "See, by the fourth movie they'll forgo the script entirely and just string together all the romantic comedy cliches. Bridget and Darcy split up after she sees him talking to a strange woman (Kate Hudson) in a bar, and rather than ask him about it, she goes to her best friend, Matthew McConaughey. Together they make a bet that she can win him back within 10 days, or else he has to make her the prom queen. Little does she know, Matthew has already fallen for his wedding planner and proposes to her on the day of the wedding by holding up a boom box outside the church window. Wait, where were we? Oh, Bridget, yeah. She and Darcy get back together after she finds out that the strange girl was actually going to perform a singing telegram as part of a Very Special Anniversary present. Oh, she had a baby? Well, let's just say the baby can talk and we'll get John Travolta to do the voice. Done. PAYCHECK, PLZ?" • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Are We At "Creeping Malaise" Yet?: "My Malaise doesn't creep. It usually drives a Lamborghini."
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