The comments of the day:

Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Study: Money Won't Make People Lose Weight: "I find that public shaming and name-calling works best at getting people to lose weight." You say: "Do you think it would work for teen pregnancy too? I could donate a few hours to lurking in the bushes at the local make-out spot." • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Cliches, Reinforced.: "mmmm brad pitt.... oooooh ben and jerry… Target!! Give it TO me!! YEAH THAT'S IT, YOGURT! RIGHT THERE!!! AH AHHH EWAN MCGREGOR LIFETIME OPRAH WEDDDDDDINGSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mmmm...I came." We say: Cigarette?

Reminder: Best and Worst comment nominations should be sent to Hortense at commenters@jezebel.com.

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