LOL-worthy and cringe-worthy comments of the day:
Best Comment Of The Day, in response to The World's Most Expensive Magazine: "This will be the perfect thing to use when I'm sitting on my gold-plated toilet!" You say: "Will you use it to read or to wipe?" (The response: "Yes.") • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Luke Wilson Goes Wandering In Search Of Lost Career: "You might not find your career in an iron or a mirror, but it wouldn't hurt to look." We say: Can we get an "Oh SNAP"? • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Teen Pregnancy Special Shows Burden Usually Falls On Girls: "Well, even the way GMA sets up the story puts the burden on girls. 'What if your teen is pregnant?' What about, 'what if your teen GETS SOMEONE PREGNANT?'" We say: Indeed. That is why we are here. • Worst Comment Of The Day, in response to Jon Gosselin Is The Ninth Kid: "First—I think Jon is totally baked all the time now. Sunglasses on, determined to 'clear land' on his tractor. But having watched some episodes every once-in-a-while over the years..you could totally see the light go out in his eyes and that Kate was a total shrew. (she should totally cop to stealing Suzy Orman's hair do) Also I don't know anyone with 1 kid who has her spray on tan so maintained or such great french manicured nails..let alone 8 kids. and yes, hello!? those look like new boobs." We say: Look, when it comes to being Judgy McJudgerson, there's a snarky, funny way to do it — and there's your way. "Shrew"? No. Hello!?! You're banned.
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