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The you're-funny-but-looks-aren't-everything comments of the day:

Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Photoshop Of Horrors?: "New from Estee Lauder: Estee Longer Professional Regenerist Intensive Wrinkol Wonder Serum for Neck with Pro-XYZ Cashgeneratorist Technology! See a definite possible 99% elongation of the neck in 4-56 weeks under laboratory impossible conditions. Because you have money to spend, so you're worth it." You say: "Sounds fabulous! What happens if I rub it all over my body?" • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Carrie Prejean's Emails Reveal Poor Character, Spelling: "I have to have a '5-year-plan' discussion at work in the coming weeks. I think I'll follow Carrie Prejean's mode:
'Where do you see yourself in five years?'
U cant tell me where i will be I have my OWN vision.
'Have you had any external community involvement?'
FYI Im doing Dress for Success and u are supporting me. Youd be foolish to not support ITS DRESS FOR SUCCESS.
'Have you attended any corporate institutes?'
I dont need institutes I have the title. Do not try to silence me I have opinions. What corporate institutes you need details so do I.
I smell promotion!!! We say: Yes, something stinks, alright!

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