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Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Spencer Claims He's "Too Rich And Too Famous" For I'm A Celebrity…:

Revelation 6:2-8, NRTV(New Reality TV) version

And I saw, and behold a white horse: and she that sat on him had a pageant sash; and a crown was given unto her: and she went forth decrying the wrongness of opposite marriage.

And when he had opened the second seal, I heard the second beast say, Come and see what is on the TV.

And there went out another horse that was red: and power was given to her that sat thereon to take peace from the earth through her TV show "America's Next Top Model", and that they should kill one another through bitchery: and there was given unto her a great weave.

And when he had opened the third seal, I heard the third beast say, Come and see. And I beheld, and lo a vapid blond horse; and she that sat on him had a pair of balances in her hand, determining who would be her new BFF while she posed in paparazzi photos.

And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts say, A measure of fame for a dollar, and three measures of US magazine coverage for $10; and see thou hurt not the hair extensions and the Cristal.

And when he had opened the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth beast say, Come and see.

And I looked, and behold a white horse: and his name that sat on him was Spencer, and Heidi followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with famewhoring, and with fake marriage, and with posed photography, and with the reality TV stars of the earth.

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We say: Amen?

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DISCUSSION

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PreposterousHypothesis

AAAAAHHHHHH!!!! That is the extent of my eloquency right now.

OMG OMG OMG.

I'd like to thank Jesus, for without him, the Book of Revelation and the four horsemen of the apocalype would not be possible.