Reader Roundup

The best and worst comments of the day:

Best Comment Of The Day, in response to America’s Most Wanted: “Does the arsonist come with a tiny school book and an uplifting narrative? If so, this might be more than a ‘coincidence.'” We say: We hear that little spy Kit Kitteredge turned her in! • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to No Cereal For Young Men: “When my husband had grape nuts I sent him to the doctor. Now I say cheerio to his lucky charms, which are thankfully back to normal.” We say: We don’t even want to know about his cocoa puffs. We hear he’s cuckoo… • Worst Comment Of The Day, in response to Usual Gang Of Idiots, Shenanigans At MTV Movie Awards: “Paris Hilton’s feet tendons freak me out.” You say: “Oh no! How dare she have connective tissue to support her bones and muscles, and provide a range of movement!” We Say: Look. We can mock women’s clothes, and actions, and words. But we don’t mock their bodies. Them’s the rules.