Reader Roundup

The very good and the very bad comments of the day:

Best Comment Of The Day, in response to It’s A Know Brainer: “Sure she can count on an abacus, but does she know her calculus? That you plus me equals us?” We say: The hardest part of breaking up is getting back your stuff. • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Glenn “Lying Sack Of Dog Mess” Beck Gets Hell From View Panel: “Every night, Glenn Beck goes home to his ramshackle house and his cockatoo, Aaron Burr (who, incidentally, only speaks one word: “America”). Aaron Burr sits quietly on Beck’s shoulder as he sits in his room full of Victorian dolls, weeps for America’s children and makes prank calls to his local Amtrak station. Then he gets up every morning, refreshed and ready to scream at everyone.” We say: That’s true. We read it on the internet! • Worst Comment Of The Day, in response to Bristol Palin Says Girls Don’t “Get” The Consequences Of Sex: “Why is anyone under 21 allowed to talk? Under 30, even? People are dumb.” We say: “People” under 30 — or 21 — are not always dumb… But your comment is. Worst Comment Of The Day, in response to : “I’m so tired of this. Them, both of them. So not hot. So boring. So tranparent. Does this make my comment a worstie? I’m so bored with Brangelina.” We say: Yes. Your comment has the classic characertistics of a bad comment: “complaining” and “irrelevance.” Also: Ask and ye shall receive.