Reader Roundup

The comments of the day:

Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Michelle Is Poetry In Motion: “She turned her tender eyes to me/As deep as any ocean/As sweet as any government hyperbole.” We say: We’re working on something in which we rhyme “previous administration” with “defenestration,” brb. • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to British Olympic Swimming Champion Feels “Unfeminine”: “All I can say is never ask a woman if she is expecting unless you see the baby already dangling from between her legs. That is all.” We say: And even then, assume she’s a surrogate for Sarah Jessica Parker unless you’ve been told otherwise.