Today's Bestie is the apple of our eye.

The best comment, in reference to, Porno For Parsnips: "Do you think people beet off to that?" You say "Lettuce pray that they don't."

The worst comment, in response to Dirt Bag: "Why isn't Mia Farrow sitting in the front row at the funeral home with her grandbabies? Too busy in Sudan? Get to your own damn humanitarian crisis." We say: Woody, is that you?


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