Two Besties today, 'cause it's Friday! First, in response to Amy & Seth Entertain Crazy Lady From McCain's Minnesota Rally: "In truth, Obama is secretly being funded by the American Kennel Club, or AKC, and doesn't want everyone to have orgies, he wants everyone to own corgis." We say: you know who else owned corgis? Queen Elizabeth. Obama obviously wants to revert to colony status. Traitor! And speaking of Her Majesty…Second, in response to Liz Hurley's Dream: Queen Elizabeth: "Mammography: ur doin it rong."

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