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Best Comment of the Day, in response to, September Smackdown: Marie Claire Vs. Glamour: "Make new friends, and keep the old, one takes your Xanax and the other holds." We say: that's the girl scout motto…oh wait, we mean our girl scout motto. • Worst, in response to Conventional Crap: There Is Nothing But Hillary On Hump Day: "Michelle's reactions really chapped my ass too. She needs some fucking media training or something, because she has been really horrible at hiding her obvious dislike of Hillary. Whether she likes it or not, a lot of people loved Hillary and her dour expressions of disgust make her look bitter, which is totally unnecessary. Come on, women who like Hillary should also like a lot of things about Michelle! Why does she have to seem so mean-spirited about the whole thing?" We say: you're making a lot of assumptions about Michelle and her feelings here, and you know what they say about assumptions. They make an ass out of u…and mptions.

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