Best Comment of The Day, in response to, "Self-Reflection": A Bizarre & Macabre Short Story, Brought To You By Vogue: "The story was pretty good. I only wish that Myrtle had met a nice boy working at the estate who could have helped her on her journey of self-discovery by selecting her as his partner for the dirty dancing competition." We say: nobody puts creepy Myrtle in the corner! • Worst, in response to The Alma Awards: Very Good, Pretty Bad, Really Ugly: "Pregnancy did something to her. I guess when she realized that the baby was going to be all kinds of brown (daddy is black) she finally accepted who she was." We say: because her boyfriend is black, she now accepts that she's Latina? Does not compute.

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