Best Comment of the Day, in response to Hells Bells: "If a guy has to debate himself for months over whether to kiss me, he won't be granted the year and a half it takes him to commit to fornication. What are they going to do when the refrigerator conks out? Use the ice chest for a fortnight while he makes a decision?" We say: you don't even want to know what he does when the toilet goes on the fritz. • Worst, in response to The SockObama Might Die, But Racism Will Live 'Til November (At Least): "Am I a bad person because I think Obama does look like a monkey?" We say: yes.

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