Best Comment of the Day, in response to Teenage Rape Victim Turns To YouTube For Help: "I once saw a book that was called YouTube for Dummies, and I was confused, because I thought YouTube was already for dummies. We say: how can you call the genius that is Tay Zonday an idiot?• Worst, in response to Disembodied Hollywood Heads Try, Fail To Upstage Angelina Jolie: "Ew, those creepy floaty things on that dress do not make me feel good about all the creepy floaty things going on in her womb." We say: even undercooked, those "creepy floaty things" are probably more attractive than we'll ever hope to be.

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