Best Comment of the Day, in response to, Lauren Conrad, High-End Bag Lady: "I can hear the wind whistling between her ears through my computer." We say: LC is versatile —she's also like a human sea shell! If you put her up to your ear, you can hear the ocean. • Worst, in response to Lauren Conrad, High-End Bag Lady: "This girl is so boring. WHY IS SHE FAMOUS?" We say: see above for the proper way to comment on Lauren Conrad's terminal uselessness.

This image was lost some time after publication.

Oh! My God! I Miss You" />