Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Ad Libs: "This is a much better Marilyn re-creation than Lindsay Lohan's shoot. The bottle looks younger, classier and more sober. I hope to never see the bottle wearing leggings." We say: Where is the Sam Ronson Vodka bottle to follow this one around? • Worst, in response to Which Books Send You Running Out Without A Cuddle?: "I read magazines." We say: Oh, dear. You're asking for trouble. You've heard of the five lies, right?

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