Best Comment of the Day, in response to Ooooooh Mommy: Cosmo Said The "Jay-Jay" Word!: "By the way, does anyone else's vagina smell like Starbucks' French Roast? Cause I'm a little concerned." We say: You should be concerned. Soccer moms, Olsen twins and sleep-deprived med students will start chasing you down, trying to stuff packets of Splenda into your ladyflower. • Worst, in response to Female Radio Exec: Chicks Don't "Think" About Music: "Music is the motivation for my every move, but you don't need to understand it. i prefer that you don't even notice (and for those that think the same, you know it's better that way)." We say: someone has been listening to way too much Enya on weed.
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