Best Comment of the Day, in response to Animal Magnetisms: "Snowflake? Boo-urns. That's like naming a black cat Midnight. They should have named it Unsavory, as in 'I was so Unsavory, even my own mother refused to eat me.'" We say: extra points for the Simpsons reference. • Worst, in response to 330,00 Injuries Per Year Blamed On Kitchen Cupboards: "I've read that the same thing happens in India, except they blame the suicidal or homicide immolation of women on 'oven defects.'" We say: it's the worst that things like this still happen in civilized society.

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