Best Comment of the Day, in response to Glove Affair: Testing The Fukuoku Five Finger Vibrator: "when I broke up with my ex, my vibrator was at his house. When I did the whole 'go get my stuff' routine, he took my vibrator, poured spaghetti sauce on it, and threw it into his disgusting trash." We say: that sex toy tantrum is like a Crap Email from a Dude, performance art style. • Worst, in response to Run, Juashaunna, Run: "Would it be completely unforgivable if she ditched the unitard just this once?" We say: uh, yes. That's not really the way religious convictions work.

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