Best Comment of the Day, in response to Mary Christmas: "What the hell is this? Who wants someone else's breast implants? That's like me auctioning off my used tampons. I mean, they're red, so that's Christmasy." We say: Deck the halls with uterine lining/Fa-la-la. La-la-la-la. • Worst, in response to Faking It To Make It: "This is beyond weird and only confirms why I prefer Chinese women to Japanese." We say: this is beyond racist and only confirms why we prefer non-bigots to bigots.