Best Comment of the Day, in response to Ahoy, Mateys: Tis George Clooney, That Salty Dog!: "I'd salt his dog. I don't even know what that means." We say: We're not sure either, but we'd like to add - we'll salt his dog, ruff ruff! • Worst, in response to Is Katherine Heigl Being A "Diva" By Turning Down Her Emmy Nod?: "Actually, Id like to take the opposite stance and just have ALL actors and actresses STFU for a while. Be pretty and say your lines. This is all we ask of you." We say: yeah, you probably don't want to tell any woman to shut up and look pretty. Not cool!

This image was lost some time after publication.

Oh! My God! I Miss You" />