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Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Just As Pro-Lifers Suspected...: "Pro-Choice Cake:
- Three eggs (ovary eggs - you're not using them anyway, whore)
- Four cups flour
- Just a spoonful of sugar helps the RU486 go down
- One or two embryos, pre-cooked, but not completely
- Vanilla, for that dash of I Hate the White Patriarchy Irony
- Slut Juice
Mix thoroughly until you hear angels weep. Bake in Hellfire oven until good and done.
Serves: its Purpose" • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Why Kids Paint Blue Trees, Green Skies: "That doesn't explain why their turkeys always look like hands. Hacks." • Worst Comment Of The Day, in response to Why Kids Paint Blue Trees, Green Skies: "Kids are dumb"

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