Reader Email Haiku: It Melts

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The Jezebel inbox receives all sorts of interesting messages, from helpful tips to furious gibberish. Often, the missives strike us as poetic — in the chaos of the mailbag, we can find a sense of peace. As such, we have taken it upon ourselves to let some messages grow into the poetry they are meant to be. And we will do so by presenting them, word-for-word, as Haikus. Today's installment is in response to a Worth It post about Fresh tinted lip treatment.

Sent: Monday, March 12, 2012 4:57 PM
Subj line: important about Fresh lip stuff


It melts. Don't keep in
front pocket of white jeans. Store
in fridge in warm months.


[Editor's note: She's actually right.]

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