Following the birth of her son, Skyler Morrison, Rachel Zoe has been given a $250,000 push present by her husband, Rodger Berman. It’s a ring. Not just any ring. A 10 carat cushion-cut Neil Lane diamond. The perfect piece to wear while dealing with poopy diapers. [Radar Online]
The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge — aka Prince William and Kate Middleton — have begun their honeymoon. The couple are supposedly in the Republic of Seychelles, islands in the Indian Ocean almost 1,000 mlles from Africa. My mom has been there and declares it divine, with no bugs. Looking for daydream fodder? Start here. [BBC News, Daily Mail]
Unsolicited Uterus Update: January Jones has been shooting X-Men First Class, and rumor has it that she was involved with someone on the set. That someone is the biological father of her unborn child. Jason Sudeikis, you may be dismissed. [E!]
If you are going to do a remake of one of my favorite movies, The Thin Man — the 1934 murder mystery about husband and wife sleuths slash cocktail enthusiasts Nick and Nora Charles — you are definitely going to be in my good graces by casting Johnny Depp. But who will Nora be? My first choice, Myrna Loy, is unavailable, and leaves very large shoes to fill. We need someone quirky, snarky, wry! I’m not coming up with any names beyond Parker Posey. Thoughts? [USA Today]
- Lindsay Lohan was overwhelmed by the paparazzi at a gallery show over the weekend, so a guy escorted her around the party with a machine gun strapped to his body. The gun wasn’t loaded. But. [Gatecrasher]
- Oh, wow, this headline: “Whitney In Rehab: It’s Crack Again, And Even Bobby Brown‘s Freaked Out!” Yikes. If Bobby Brown is terrified, we should all fucking panic. [Radar Online]
- BTW: Whitney Houston has been banned from Prince shows. [TMZ]
- Whitney Houston is supposed to star in the sequel to Waiting To Exhale, the flick Getting Happy. Maybe that’s why she needs to clean up? [USA Today]
- Robert Pattinson and Kirsten Stewart are totes in love, all over Toronto. [CeleBuzz]
- Bruce Willis and Demi Moore are “at war” over daughter Tallulah, who was recently busted for underage drinking. A source says Bruce is furious that 17-year-old Tallulah was seen at Coachella chain-smoking in a bikni top or something. Ashton should have been chaperoning her! [Gatecrasher]
- Paz de la Huerta is topless in Esquire. Yawn. [Yeeeah]
- Jill Scott is radiant on the cover of Ebony. Yay! [The Life Files]
- Presented without comment: “Jesse James: People Won’tBe Happy Unless I ‘Kill Myself Or Disappear.'” [Pop Eater]
- It’s not shocking that Sad Panda Taylor Momsen (Jenny) and Jessica Szohr (Vanessa) will not be returning to Gossip Girl next season. It is shocking that there will be a fifth season of this damn show, which peaked in 2008. [TVLine]
- Al Pacino will be in the Gotti movie, in which John Travolta plays John Gotti Sr. Lindsay Lohan and Travolta’s wife Kelly Preston are also in the flick. And. I know this will shock you, but Joe Pesci has a part. In a mob movie. Unheard of! [ABC News]
- UK model/actress/TV personality Kelly Brook has suffered a miscarriage. She was nearly five months along. [The Sun, Daily Mail, People]
- Pharrell Williams has been named the creative director for the Karmaloop TV network. You may know Karmaloop as a clothing site, but now the brand will get “cutting-edge youth culture” excited about TV. “Karmaloop will feature original productions along with movies that have shaped the 18-to-34-year-olds who grew up with the Internet.” [AP]
- Jermaine Dupri has been sued for missing child support payments. [ABC News]