We always thought that bongs and bubblers looked like dicks and balls. It turns out that many paraphernalia manufacturers do, too. (Links NSFW. Duh.) Check out the various X-rated pipes to put your weed in.

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Once you go black…


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You might prefer dimpled balls.


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Short but sweet.


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Bubbler balls.


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Day-old dog poop.


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Double header!


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A dick with a rib cage gives a whole new meaning to "boner."


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Just for his pleasure.


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Shocker!


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Peyronie's bong.


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Camo, for the outdoorsy type.


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No veins.


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Straight shooter.


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Dude, where's my carb?


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Steel vagina.


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Ketchup and bun?


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Guys who smoke enough pot to get a naked lady pipe are hippies, which is why they prefer their naked ladies all natural down there.


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It's rare that something is weird yet predictable.


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You suck butt.


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You suck orange butt.


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Three input draw.


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It's almost boring at this point.


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Cirque du Soleil.