America's favorite Thanksgiving dessert-flavored hot drink is coming back.
There are two very, very important things you need to know from this article. Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Lattes are rolling out earlier than usual this year and Pumpkin Spice Latte has its own Twitter account. According to the official Pumpkin Spice Latte twitter (I know, I know) the drink will be rolling back on Aug. 25.
Pumpkin Spice Lattes (or "PSLs" as the cool kids call them) usually come out sometime in September. I know some of you might happen to notice that we're still in this thing called "summer" and want to question what the deal is with rolling out a fall/winter drink when it's still 80 gajillion billion degrees outside. But to counter that, I offer you Rotating Pumpkin Spice Latte:
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Despite the fact that pumpkin spice is total bullshit, this twitter account has some interesting potential. I'm hoping that in a thousand years, when we've all obliterated ourselves in the Great Disney Princess Wars, the race of evolved sea slugs that takes over and rules the Earth will use this to teach their offspring about human history.
They'll know in an instant why we didn't survive the next millennium.
Time to start pumpkin spicing the shit out of everything.
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