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Prove to Me That Kim Kardashian Didn't Just Murder a Polar Bear.

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Kim Kardashian strolled, dead-eyed, through an airport yesterday, arm in arm with her strategic husband Kanye West and caped in what we're forced to conclude is the laundered carcass of a polar bear she recently murdered.

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Here, you can clearly see the dead polar bear—which Kim has fashioned into a scarf—resting languidly around Kim's neck and shoulders, as Kanye cowers, silently coming to terms with the polar bear carnage he witnessed only minutes before.

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Kim remains serene. What's done is done.

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Why did Kim Kardashian murder a polar bear and wear its skin through the airport? A trophy? A message?

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Perhaps the skin-scarf is meant to be a warning to other polar bears who may one day challenge her supremacy on the Winter Throne.

Stay away, says Kim with her scarf and her eyes, or I will kill you, skin you, and wear you.

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That is a promise.

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She did not murder a polar bear.