Colin Farrell and Vince Vaughn be damned! Ellen Page and Kate Mara โ€” who've both been mentioned in casting rumors for season two of True Detective โ€” have decided to go forward with their own procedural drama Tiny Detective. Unfortunately, it comes up short.

Honestly, though? Watching these two be bad at reaching things is still more compelling than anything we've heard about the actual upcoming season of True Detective.

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