Proof That Cats Are the Absolute Worst to Work With

If you are a cat person who dreams of one day working from home so you can spend your day in a peaceful home office, surrounded by your supportive feline friends, THINK AGAIN.

Above is a delightful video of cats viciously trying to undermine humans and their work, thereby depriving them of their living and forcing them to become utterly helpless, weak and ripe for takeover by cat overlords orchestrating our demise being adorable in a home office. Some people already know how great it is to hang out with cats all day while you try to work.

We all know what those cats are trying to say:

"HUMAN. STOP CLICKING THE KEYS ON THAT INFERNAL MACHINE AND MAKE HASTE WITH PETTING MY BELLY. YOU WILL PET MY BELLY FOR EXACTLY THE SPECIFIED TIME I WILL PSYCHICALLY TELL YOU. SHOULD YOU PET ONE SECOND LONGER I SHALL CLAW YOUR EYES OUT FOR BETRAYING MY ORDERS."

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Supposedly, this could help your work-at-home cat/desk problem. I make no guarantees, knowing that most cats look at anything specifically designed or purchased for them as utter pieces of crap and see anything expensive and nice you buy for yourself as their own personal resting place/scratching post.

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DISCUSSION

Team Cat Headquarters Here,

We share our office space with our human serva...ahh we mean "owner" Xofpumpkinspiceland. We need to use the computer just as much if not more than he does. Sometimes we have to deploy various tactics to annoy him so much that he leaves the room and the we have access to all the computerz. For example tonight we cleverly sent a message to his OKcupid account asking him to be a moderator. No doubt that poor fool is rejecting countless amounts of dick pics on his smart phone thinking he is doing some good. Look we are not a highly organized catcentric group bent on world domination, that would be crazy. We just like to poke around on cute overload from time to time to see if anyone we know has infiltrat.. Uhh we mean, "become famous". So yeah we get a little pushy that's the deal with cats. Side note. TCHQ would like to issue the following official statement, "That dude in Houston that hurt that Chihuahua puppy is first on our list". That is of course you know if we had some sort of list of things that need to be eliminated or whatever but we totally don't.