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Project Runway: Team Ugly Brown Dress Vs. Leatherface

Sound snippets from last night's Project Runway: Suede loves talking about Suede in the third person. Stella is "urban." Korta is "paranoid." No one likes "team ugly brown fabric." Natalie Portman is "so tiny I could carry her around on my hand." But the best sound bite of all was uttered by Blayne in response to Stella's unapologetic love of leather: "I love you, leatherface." (Clip at left.) Moving on: The challenge, designing a cocktail dress for a model who has picked out her own (green/organic) fabric, sounds simple enough. And yet! The wacky designers came up with some crazy shit. View all of the dresses, after the jump.

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Keith's dress was the first out on the runway, and it wasn't terrible, but is that a compliment?

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Daniel gets points for making a wearable cocktail dress, but we'll have to deduct points because it's something we've seen before.

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Blayne is living in a parallel dimension where it's 1983. Worse things have happened.

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The braided halter on Emily's bodice was cute, but then the back was kind of weird. Does it work? Is it pretty? Not sure.

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Jerrell made fun of "team ugly brown dress" but glass houses, stones, etc.

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Jennifer's little number looked great swinging down the runway.

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Joe is the straight dad from Detroit, and this is his design. Makes sense.

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Did anyone else not really "get" Kelli's garment?

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Loopy Leanne's dress was a loopy mess. She's a crier, in case you hadn't noticed.

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Does anyone else find it surprising that Stella's dress was considered one of the "best" on the runway?

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Korto's kimono dress in the first challenge was gorgeous; this is fug. That said, the "wings" were very Prada 2009. Not that that makes them acceptable.

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Dear Wesley: God Ugly is in the details. That is why you were auf'd.

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Terri's dress was actually my favorite.

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Kenley's dress receieved high marks from the judges.

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Suede won the challenge with this kicky number that looked like cat vomit in the workroom but turned out to be quite sweet.

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DISCUSSION

I could not believe that Stella was there in the top 3 group and not Terri. I like Terri's and Kenley's the best. I also want to stick Kenley in my pocket and take her home.

I actually laughed out loud when Jerrell's dress came down the runway. How did that not make the bottom 3?