Prince Harry's Royal Peen Caught on Video!

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The rumblings around the castle are ominous this week: the now-infamous Prince Harry Naked Bear Hug-Gate photos are only the tip of the iceberg, say Vegas sources, and the royal media will soon have to contend with "something pretty gigantic" (LOLOLOL pun). It appears that there's actually video of the Prince partying naked with women—who are now said to have been "randomly recruited"—in the Wynn Hotel and Casino, currently being quietly shopped around for a small fortune. The contents of the video remain ambiguous for now, which means other than the free and easy dangle of the pool-shrunken anatomical wonder We're All Curious About, I'd bet it's probably not all that interesting.

There are also more pictures that Harry's reportedly "terrified" will be released. This shit just gets better and better, you guys. But not for everyone: Harry's rumored girlfriend Cressida Bonas is "humiliated" and sick of Harry's partying. And this whole thing is making people ask questions about how much the British taxpayers spend on Harry's vacations (security detail alone—paid for entirely by the British public—is between £30 million and £100 million a year). [NYDN, Radar Online, ABC News, E! Online]

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Rihanna and Robert Pattinson have reportedly been indulging in some Sexting Lite since he and Kristen Stewart split for good. "She got Rob's phone number from a mutual friend and has been sending him sexy, funny texts to cheer him up. At first, Rob thought someone Punk'd him. Eventually Rihanna convinced him she was for real, but Rob has been resisting her." Talk about getting a Twi-Hard, RIGHTLADIES? RIGHTLADIES? [OK! Magazine]

K-Stew has been "begging" Patz's best friend (and her On The Road co-star) Tom Sturridge to help her win back Rob. [Entertainmentwise]

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Rosie O'Donnell revealed on her blog that she and fiancé Michelle Rounds wedded in secret amidsts the medical problems they've both been suffering in the last few months:

when we r both well enough
will have the wedding of r dreams
surrounded by those we cherish
thankful for the love and support
so many have given us
during these trying times
including all of u
connected thru invisible strands
of wi fi


Meanwhile, O'Donnell's rep has been waffling on the date since early in the summer, so who even knows? Good for them, either way. [Vulture, Page Six]

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It's been a rough summer for Sylvester Stallone. Just a month after the death of his son Sage, the Rocky and Expendables actor's half-sister Toni Ann Filiti passed away on Sunday morning after a long battle with lung cancer. When the news was delivered to Sly, he said he "can't take any more pain." [NYDN]

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Russell Brand is reportedly dating Spice Girl Geri Halliwell (whose sticker was incidentally the hardest to get from those lollipops in 1998, if you recall), according to some blurry photos and a number of rando sources. The two got to know each other while rehearsing the closing ceremony for the London Olympics, are "very serious" now, and he's reportedly spending tons of time in London to be with her. [The Sun]

  • Chris Evans has reunited with his ex, Minka Kelly, which is nowhere as good as the image that accompanies this article. [Contact Music]
  • Walking Dead star Scott Wilson has been charged with a DUI: "The officer says Wilson was swaying and asked to do yoga poses instead of a field sobriety test." [Miami Herald]
  • Poor Britney Spears was ordered by Simon Cowell to put on a bra and take out her bedraggled hair extensions in order to make herself more presentable for The X-Factor. [Page Six]
  • Queen Bey might appear for a surprise performance at the Made in America music festival, where Jay-Z is already set to perform. [The Grio]
  • Buy your friends and loved ones Michael Buble-brand fleece scarves, mittens, spa robes and slippers this Christmas. [Express]
  • Or you can get them Elvis Presley's dirty underwear for $16,000. [HuffPo]
  • Bjork is selling Pussy Riot shirts on her website. [Rolling Stone]
  • There was a fire at Tyler Perry's movie studio in Atlanta—the second one in four months. If Mr. Perry is anything like me, a lit and forgotten Anthropologie candle is to blame. [LA Times]
  • A cute cute cute cute Paul Newman as an 18-year-old in the Navy, for no real reason. [World of Wonder]
  • Lindsay Lohan lied to cops? I don't even know anymore. [TMZ]
  • Nick Jonas will appear on The X-Factor to help judge Demi Lovato. [THR]
  • This is an action shot of One Direction veggie nugget Liam Payne spraying champagne all over some friends, if you're into that. [Daily Mail]
  • Leonardo DiCaprio's gonna be naked in The Wolf of Wall Street. [NYDN]
  • Shia LaBeouf wants us to know he has morals about filming real sex scenes for Lars Von Trier's Nymphomaniac. []
  • "Post birth isn't so comfy and glamorous." —MacArthur grant winner and new mother Snooki. [Us Weekly]
  • Amanda Seyfried walked around with her boyfriend Desmond Harrington. [Us Weekly]
  • Emma Watson walked around with her way less scary-looking boyfriend Will Abromowicz. [People]
  • Teeth-grindingly cute Bradley Cooper is teeth-grindingly cute with his rescue dog, Charlotte ("I was like 'Hey, I was on Alias.' [The dog was] like, 'Nope.' I'm like, Wedding Crashers?") [People]
  • McKayla Maroney was smirk-free when she visited the Pretty Little Liars set and chilled with Lucy Hale. [Us Weekly]
  • Taylor Swift sent a plane to deliver Conor Kennedy from Hyannisport to Nashville because she miiiisssed hiiiiiim. [Page Six]
  • Alec Baldwin's missus Gigglemirth Thomas is maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe pregnant, say "Hamptons insiders." [Page Six]
  • Christina Aguilera sported pink hair and wielded a bat on the set of her new music video. [NYDN]

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