If only one good thing will come out of Disney's goofy-looking John Carter, it's that #33 Taylor Kitsch will be turning up in a lot of places to promote it. It's a shame Riggins cut his hair, but, luckily, his power seems to lie in his perfect perfect face and his ability to make the most banal interview seem totally charming. Texas forever.
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