Are you currently With Child? Do you plan on being With Child in the future? Then you better check this list of the ugliest baby names and make sure you don't doom your kid to a life of being ridiculed for having a stupid name.
The names on the list were lifted from Twitter's trending #uglybabynames hashtag, so they're not objectively ugly names per se, they're just what The Internet decided was ugly that particular day. Babble rounded them up, arranged them alphabetically, and now we present you with a nice list of first names that could get your kid beat up at recess.
(Find the rest here.)
Some of the names on the list aren't surprising — Bertha, Dorcas, Uvula, and Myrtle, for example — but the presence of others on the list shows that even though a name is popular doesn't mean that a lot of people don't think it's ugly. Rosie, for example, is ugly, according to the Internet. So is Phillip, Billy, and — sorry, everyone with a Twilight pillow case — Edward. Is your name on the list?
50 ugly baby names according to the Twitter trending topic #uglybabynames [Babble]