Are you looking for a man who "knows God and knows how to treat a woman"? Well head on over to new God-bothering dating site New Christ City and grab yourself a chunk of biblically-compliant manflesh.

Now you'll have to proceed in an orderly fashion, ladies! At the moment there's only actually one man listed on the site. But hell, he's cute and he loves him some baby Jesus.

Be quick though, with that smile, and the power of the holy spirit behind him, we figure I Love The Lord is going to get himself snapped up real quick!

Assuming he exists, of course.