• Britney Spears classily served her mother Lynne with legal papers in full view of the paparazzi. [TMZ]
  • Shocker: Lindsay Lohan had cocaine in her system when she crashed her car last month. [People]
  • Legendary NYC restaurant owner (no spring chicken herself!) mistakes a "fumbling" Paul Newman for a common drunk. [PageSix]
  • More rumors about the troubled marriage of novelist Salman Rushdie and Top Chef's Padma Lakshmi. [PageSix]
  • Michael Jackson defends charges that he takes pills, does not defend charges of total and complete insanity. [Rush&Molloy, 2nd item]
  • In case anyone cares, Jacko's ex-wife, Lisa Marie Presley, may be planning to get pregnant. [Rush&Molloy, 5th item]
  • Jordan has had her baby. Next up: Vaginoplasty! [Mirror]
  • More British female trainwrecks: Lily Allen arrested for assaulting photographer; dresses up as Amy Winehouse. [DailyMail]
  • Dr. Phil defends Paris Hilton. [Popdirt]

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